Mia

‘I am going to close my eyes for a couple of minutes – nothing weird is happening, I am just relaxing. Then I’ll open my eyes and we’ll begin.’

‘I’ll start with a health scan. This will make you sound like you’re ready for the knacker’s yard but hopefully will only be light-hearted. I am going to start with your head. Your eyes are weeping and irritated … you have whiplash or muscular problems …’